Monday, October 19, 2009

Not Me Monday


*Certainly I am not such a cheapskate that I went nearly two weeks without normal shampoo because I waiting for a new coupon book from Costco to come out so that I could save $4. Not me, I would never be so cheap! And while I was waiting to buy new shampoo, I definitely didn't raid the guest bathroom and use some really old head and shoulders shampoo that I found and maybe even use some of Emersyn's shampoo on occasion. Not me!!

*On Friday night, I definitely didn't put Emersyn down to sleep in her clothes. Nope, not me! I always loving put pajamas on her, read her a story, say our prayers and brush her teeth, no exceptions!! I am not one of those mother's who just puts her sleepy baby in her crib, fully clothed. And then the next morning, I for SURE didn't get Emersyn up and proceed to leave immediately to take Brett to work in her clothes from the day before. Not me!

*On Sunday afternoon, I absolutely didn't waste 30 minutes of my life watching the Magic Bullet infomercial, as though I hadn't already seen it 197 times. Nope, I am ALWAYS productive on Sunday afternoons, usually cleaning or baking or crafting handmade goods. And I certainly didn't judge the lady that was trying to sell the Magic Bullet for trying to use her ample cleavage to encourage people to buy this product. Nope, you won't find a judgemental bone in my body!

Happy Monday!

6 comments:

Sue and Kevin said...

You are just too funny!

Sarah said...

HAHA! Seriously, you're hilarious! We need to get together, friend. I miss you! I'm busy this week, but do you have any time next week or the next?

Rachel said...

Um, I admit to #2, I have done this on occasion.

LeAnna said...

LOL! I'm rolling at the infomercial, because we totally DON'T DO THAT either. :P Too funny, girl!

Queenb said...

Ha, I've done the "clothing to bed" thing before. I almost always drop my son off at preschool with Ella still in her footie jammies. It's not worth the struggle with her to change her for that!!

Matt and Brianne said...

you crack me up! love it.