Showing posts with label riley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label riley. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

How to Win Your Man by Emersyn- Volume 2

Hi ladies. It's me again, Emersyn. Remember last year when Riley came to visit me and I gave you all some pointers? Well, it's that time again! Watch and learn friends....by the end of the week Riley was wrapped around my little finger.

First off, a man likes a woman who isn't afraid to dress up for the occasion. This is me on the 4th of July, seriously rockin' a sailor outfit, complete with an American Flag that my mom gave me to carry around. I could tell that Riley was impressed with my patriotism, as well as my use of red white and blue on America's birthday.

This is Riley and I at the Children's Museum in Portland. Even though I know the area much better then he does (considering I am the Portland native and he is NOT), I decided to let him drive. Men like to feel in control. I let him feel like he was in control, even though I sat so close to him that I could knock him out of the way if we got lost.

This is Riley and I feeding the ducks on the third day he was in town. Riley grabbed my hand to show affection but I did what any respectable girl does.....

I played hard to get! Like I said, this was only day three of his trip. I didn't want him to get the wrong impression of me. I don't hold hands until at least the 4th or 5th day....it's just how my parents have raised me. I did appreciate Riley initiating the affection though. That's really the key ladies, let them come to you...

This picture is funny for a couple reasons. I take after my mother in many ways. One of the ways I take after her is that I don't love sitting on the couch and watching movies. I have to be in the mood. Clearly, I was not in the mood to watch a movie which is what is happening in this picture. But, I am a giver. Look at Riley's face! Clearly, he is thrilled. If I want him to play "cook" with me in the kitchen, I need to be willing to watch "Monsters, Inc." an indefinite amount of times. Give and take, two important elements in a successful relationship.

Riley and I decided to have some fun with my new water table this past week. Note how I gently have my hand on his back for this photo op. I didn't want to overwhelm him into thinking that just because we are playing with the water table, that means we will be for sure getting married. (Even though we totally will..shhh.) Sometimes men freak out at situations that look more committing then they are.

This is me attempting to climb into my water table. Do I really think I can get into this small of an item? NO. Am I giving Riley the opportunity to feel needed and appreciated? YES.

I do feel that Riley took advantage of this situation just a tad. I'm not sure it was neccesary to grab my tush to help me out but I appreciated the help none the less. Side note: don't my calf muscles look awesome?! I've been doing the Shred when my mom's not lookin'...Lord knows SOMEONE in our house needs to work out more. I am hoping to inspire her.

Here is Riley and I playing with my new eggs. I sat close enough so our legs were touching but not to where I was in his lap. Nice and subtle.

Even though these were MY new eggs, I let Riley play with them. Again, like my mom, I am a giver!

**Disclaimer: My mommy said that the next part of my little advice post shouldn't be taken literally by you ladies. She doesn't think that bathing with a man is the best way to get him, at least not in a decent moral way. But since I am little and Riley is little, she said it was okay**

Here is Riley washing my back. My back wasn't really dirty but instead of raining on his parade, I just let him feel needed again.

Riley really likes trucks. Here is me showing my enthusiasm for them!

A gentle touch on the knee is always a hit.

And finally, two days before Riley left to go home, I let him seal the deal with a kiss! See...all my hard work paid off! This picture will be featured on our wedding program, FYI. My mom is a planner like that.

Good luck gettin' your men ladies! Take my advice...it works!!!!!


Saturday, October 3, 2009

How to Win Your Man by Emersyn

Hi everyone! It's me, Emersyn. Last weekend my future husband Riley came over to play with me and get to know me a little better. I figure it is a good idea that we get to know each other, seeing as our mom's are planning a Fall wedding for us in 2030. I thought the visit went well and I think him and I are on the right track, even if HE doesn't know it yet. I thought I would share some of my tips with my other baby friends out there on how to win your man over, should your mother's arrange marriages for you too!

1) Men like compliments. Tell him how much you like his shoes for example.

2) Always let him feel taller and stronger then you. Riley and I aren't too far apart in height. So to make him feel taller, I simply sit down. It's just that easy ladies. Riley appears to be skeptical but don't you worry, he will warm up eventually.

3) Men like their freedom so let him run a little crazy every once in awhile. Besides, his mother will chase him for you anyways.

4) Men like to see chubby legs so wear your shortest denim mini-skirts when he is around. Wait, what Mommy?? Inappropriate?? Okay, mom says I have to scratch this one because it is "inappropriate". I don't even know what that means but I guess it's not good.

5) Gaze at your man adoringly from across the room while your friend tries to steal your sippy cup. He is worth it though.

6) Put your man on your speed dial!

7) Always be prepared for a good photo opportunity.

8) If you gently place your hand on his shoulder and he shrinks away in fear like Riley is seen doing here, don't be discouraged. Maybe "physical touch" isn't one of his love languages.

9) Always make sure your hair is done nicely (note the barrette) and that you show how good you are with babies!

10) Men like to feel needed. Here I am, pretending that my scoot scoot is broken. "Riley, I need your help to get my scoot scoot running! Can you help me handsome?"

11) Relationships are all about compromising. In this picture I initially wanted to play with these wipes. Riley was not happy about this....

....so I compromised. It's just what us ladies do.

Okay friends, I hope this gives you some insight on how to win a man of your own!

XOXO, Emersyn