Not Me Monday

Some random "Not Me" moments from the last week or so....

*Since having Emersyn, I find that my memory is even BETTER then it used to be! I'm not one of THOSE women who claim to have pregnancy brain, even long after their pregnancy has ended. So whenever I take a shower, it's NOT ME who will often realize that I have been in the shower for who knows how long and I have no idea what I have or have not already washed. Anyone else with me? Or rather, NOT with me? :)

*Speaking of pregnancy brain, it was also NOT ME that forgot the baking soda while baking banana nut muffins the other day! Which of these muffins does NOT have baking soda in it? Bet you will never guess!!

*While shopping or at resteraunts I have complete control over my toddler at all times. Soooo it was definitely NOT ME who let Emersyn watch Jason Mraz and Elmo on YouTube at Target and at a mexican resteraunt last night. Nope, not me. Emersyn never needs to be entertained by boring technology. She prefers to sit quietly and read a book, never making a peep while I shop or while Mommy and Daddy have some grown up time. I am SUCH a lucky mom, don't you think? (No really, I am a lucky mom and I know it!!)

*Brett and I totally did NOT splurge and have some ribs on Saturday night for our Valentine's celebration that were to die for. And while eating those ribs, Brett certainly did NOT lean over and whisper to me "let's not tell anyone that we went here for dinner". Ha ha, isn't that the definition of knowing how something is wrong? Being afraid to tell anyone about it!! I love him.

*On Saturday, it didn't take me THREE hours to clean my room. My room is always neat and tidy, truly a romantic boudoir. It never gets cluttered with laundry, both clean and dirty. And when we have guests, I never frantically clean up the downstairs and cram everything into our room and shut the door! And when I washed the sheets and made the bed, complete with decorative pillows, I wasn't SO impressed with how pretty it looked that I took a picture on my phone...

Well...maybe I did! :)

*On Saturday, I received a teeny tiny Pamper's Swaddler diaper in the mail for some odd reason. When I saw that teeny tiny diaper, I did NOT feel my uterus start to ache for another baby!!!!! I am SO not ready for another baby at this point in life. But maybe sooner versus later..... Caitlin, don't judge me! Help me be strong!! :) And that sweet little diaper is NOT still sitting on my center console in my van where I do NOT look at it all the time and remember how fun those sweet little newborns are.....okay, enough of THAT!! Brett, don't worry...I don't really want another baby quite yet. Any by quite yet I am not sure what I mean.....!! :)

Happy Not Me Monday!!